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Prediction markets for The Onion
Prediction markets for The Onion
Which of the following media outlets will close *or* undergo significant downsizing/restructuring before 2028?
Mar 2, 3:42 PM
Jan 1, 5:59 AM
13
706
What items will be included in the first meal eaten on the Martian surface?
Apr 7, 3:27 AM
Apr 2, 3:59 AM
28
1738
If you had to go on a date with Cabbage or Onion, which one would you pick?
Oct 1, 4:45 AM
6
0
Will Apple release a cheap Vision Pro before they release a “soundbar”?
Oct 18, 10:08 PM
Jan 2, 6:59 AM
74.34%
chance
10
307
Option
Votes
NO
YES
1149
900
Will Costcos in US further devalue their hot dog and soda combo before the end of 2027?
May 8, 5:16 PM
Dec 31, 9:59 PM
66.7%
chance
4
35
Option
Votes
NO
YES
137
92
Will Costcos in US further devalue their hot dog and soda combo before the end of 2025?
May 8, 5:14 PM
Dec 31, 9:59 PM
61.15%
chance
3
24
Option
Votes
NO
YES
104
79
Will Costcos in US further devalue their hot dog and soda combo before the end of 2026?
May 8, 5:15 PM
Dec 31, 9:59 PM
61.34%
chance
4
24
Option
Votes
NO
YES
124
99
Will the two Irish Tayto brands unite by 2030?
Feb 4, 1:08 PM
Jan 1, 12:00 AM
53.35%
chance
3
71
Option
Votes
YES
NO
95
81
Will Costcos in US further devalue their hot dog and soda combo before the end of 2024?
May 8, 5:13 PM
Dec 31, 9:59 PM
36.73%
chance
6
60
Option
Votes
YES
NO
176
131
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