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Dakota Johnson Admits Sending Gorilla Feces to Friend's Ex in Vanity Fair Lie Detector Interview
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Dakota Johnson has confirmed that she once sent a gallon of gorilla feces to a man who broke her friend's heart. The incident, which occurred several years ago, was revealed by Johnson during a Vanity Fair lie detector interview. Johnson stated that she ordered the package online from shitsenders.com, now known as poopsenders.com, noting that 'you can order any kind, any size.' During the same Vanity Fair interview, Johnson emphasized her loyalty to her friends, including her willingness to lie to the police for her close friend Riley Keough if asked. She denied ever sending pubic crabs to anyone. The actress also recounted an unrelated incident in which she accidentally knocked over a set piece during a visit to Saturday Night Live in front of producer Lorne Michaels, clarifying that the fall did not occur during her hosting stints but while she was attending a taping as a guest.
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