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Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev suggested via X that NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte “has eaten too many of the magic mushrooms,” and should learn Russian — implying it might be useful “in a Siberian camp.”
NATO’s Mark Rutte claims Xi would ask Putin to attack NATO if China invades Taiwan. Absurd on its face. But Rutte hardly believes it himself—it’s just theatre to keep NATO budgets flowing. Medvedev’s magic-mushroom jab is crude, but funny.
Medvedev is back on another vodka-fueled rant — this time threatening NATO chief Mark Rutte with future imprisonment in a Siberian camp. All because Rutte warned that Russia might try to invade Europe if China attacks Taiwan.
SG Rutte has clearly gorged on too many of the magic mushrooms beloved by the Dutch. He sees collusion between China & Russia over Taiwan, and then a Russian attack on Europe. But he's right about one thing: he should learn Russian. It might come in handy in a Siberian camp
NATO Chief: Xi Jinping Likely to Coordinate Taiwan Attack with Putin NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte speculates that if Xi Jinping decides to attack Taiwan, he will first call Vladimir Putin. He shared this in an interview with The New York Times. “Awareness of this is
Medvedev threatens to send NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte to a Siberian Gulag camp 🇷🇺🇳🇱
Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev is now threatening to imprison NATO Secretary General Rutte in a Siberian gulag
NATO Secretary General: We must either strengthen our own army or learn Russian
